You: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Bluffball: 'Course I did. Can't believe Montrose couldn't put one past Cove Rangers.
You: Then to think that it all went down in Scotland League 1, the so-called 'Theater of Dreams'.
Bluffball: Aye, the lads at Montrose need to sort themselves out. Looked like a bunch of schoolkids, they did.
You: All through the game, not a whisper of a goal. Then Cove Rangers inch one into the back of the net.
Bluffball: That's true.
You: Mind how you go.