You: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Bluffball: Mickleover Sports bashing Coleshill Town 5-0, you mean? What a mess that was.
You: Coleshill defense was like bloody swiss cheese. Five goals in a single match? That's embarrassing.
Bluffball: Yeah, they crumbled after the first half, didn't they? Not to mention, it was just the FA Cup.
You: I reckon their manager must be on thin ice now. Conceding three goals before halftime? Can't see how he'll get away with that one.
Bluffball: No doubt about that, mate. If I had a performance like that, I'd consider a career change.
You: Things are definitely looking tough for Coleshill at the moment.
Bluffball: You can say that again. It's not every day you lose 5-0 in the FA Cup.
You: Mind how you go.