You: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Bluffball: Yeah, Sheffield FC thrashin' Pontefract Collieries 5-nil, right off the park they did!
You: No doubt about it, Pontefract Collieries were all over the shop mate, couldn't string two passes together.
Bluffball: Exactly, couldn't even get one on the board by half-time. The difference in the second half though was like watching the Bridgemen against the Colliers.
You: The thing about Pontefract Collieries, they always choke in the big games.
Bluffball: True that, they can't handle the pressure. Against Sheffield in the FA Cup? Might as well have handed them the match on a silver platter.
You: Mind how you go.