You: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Bluffball: Good old Carshalton Athletic, scoring three against Haywards Heath Town in the FA Cup. You wouldn't expect less!

You: Haywards Heath Town could have done a bit better, given half a chance.

Bluffball: Too right mate, they couldn't find their bearings, could they? Down by three!

You: Mind how you go.