You: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Bluffball: Yeah, that match between Larkfield & New Hythe and Cray Wanderers. Both of 'em couldn't even score in the first half!
You: Exactly, 'n both sides ended up with just one goal each in regulation. FA Cup performance was really shambolic.
Bluffball: Makes you think the quality of football has just plummeted, don't it?
You: Absolutely, mate. The teams ain't what they used to be. No star players, no passion, nothin'.
Bluffball: Couldn't agree more, it's a sad day for English football indeed.
You: Mind how you go.