You: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Bluffball: Sheppey United and Hanwell Town dragging out a one-all draw in the FA Cup, what a farce, mate.
You: The thing about Sheppey is, they can't put it away even if it's served on a silver platter.
Bluffball: Hanwell's no better. Spent all that time kicking the ball around without a single goal til the clock was almost dead.
You: It's the cup, innit? Should've put the exert overtime or penalties or something rather than leaving it a snooze-fest draw.
Bluffball: That's true. None of that classic FA Cup magic, was it?
You: Mind how you go.