You: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Bluffball: I mean, how's Grantham Town scraping by with just a one-nil against Newark & Sherwood United?
You: The thing about Grantham is, they only start playing once the half-time whistle's gone.
Bluffball: That's true. A blank score sheet till the break, then a narrow win, it's classic them ain't it?
You: Dead right. They like to leave it late, give their fans a bit of a heart attack, don't they?
Bluffball: Absolutely, couldn't have put it better.
You: Mind how you go.