You: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Bluffball: Lancaster City and Barnoldswick Town, nil nil at full time, in the FA cup no less.
You: It's like they both left their shooting boots at home. Couldn't hit a barn door, the lot of 'em.
Bluffball: That's the truth. I've seen more action at a snail race.
You: Well, that's what happens when you put all your hopes on lads who couldn't finish their dinner.
Bluffball: That's true.
You: Mind how you go.