You: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Bluffball: You mean the Leek Town vs Ashby Ivanhoe match? Leek Town had it easy, mate.
You: Couldn't believe it, FA Cup and Ashby Ivanhoe didn't even register a goal.
Bluffball: Ashby's defence was all over the place, as disorganized as a yard sale.
You: Just goes to show, good attacking is one thing, but without a tight backline it's the pits.
Bluffball: That's true.
You: Mind how you go.