You: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Bluffball: Bideford AFC couldn't put a single one in the net against Melksham Town in the FA Cup, could they?
You: That's Bideford for ya. Can't even hold 'em during half time.
Bluffball: Melksham Town might be struttin' after this one-nil, but it ain't exactly a smashing victory neither.
You: True that. If I were Bideford AFC, I'd be gutted. Better luck next time!
Bluffball: Yes, indeed. Until then, ain't nothing to be chirpy about in this match.
You: Mind how you go.