You: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Bluffball: Hartpury University, zero; Nailsea & Tickenham, two. Bit of a disgrace, that.
You: Standing there like fish out of water, weren’t they? All high and dry with no net insight.
Bluffball: Couldn't find the back of the net if their lives depended on it. Couldn't make a dent in the first half and fell flat in the end.
You: And you’d think the FA Cup would have got a bit of fire lit under 'em. Not a chance!
Bluffball: That's true. Just can’t rely on these university teams in the big matches. There's no composure, no leadership.
You: Mind how you go.