You: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Bluffball: Westbury United baggin' three against AFC Totton, what an utter mess that was!
You: The thing about these smaller club matches, mate, they ought to be the breeding ground for raw talent, not such a shambles!
Bluffball: Can't argue with ya there, AFC Totton gave 'em no resistance.
You: Sad state of affairs in the FA Cup these days.
Bluffball: Makes you wonder where the competition is headed.
You: Mind how you go.