You: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Bluffball: Brightlingsea Regent couldn't make home advantage count, could they? Only a miserable 1-1 draw against Haringey Borough.
You: The thing about Brightlingsea is, they can't seem to hold onto a lead.
Bluffball: It's a crying shame, init? Went from a goal behind at half-time to squandering it all.
You: These lower league teams, they just can't handle the pressure of the FA Cup.
Bluffball: That's true, they make a right dog's dinner out of it.
You: Mind how you go.