You: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Bluffball: Innit, Morpeth Town just barely scraping by Emley. The FA Cup ain't what it used to be, I'll tell ya that.
You: It's like they're playin' for bingo prizes. A 1-0 game, what's footy comin' to?
Bluffball: Right you are. Jus' shows either Emley's defense was solid or Morpeth didn't have their attackin' boots on. Probably the latter.
You: Can't disagree there. It ain't a game without a goal fest.
Bluffball: Too right, mate.
You: Mind how you go.