You: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Bluffball: Oh let me guess, you mean the Harleston Town and Biggleswade Town fiasco?
You: Yeah, mate. A measly 1-1 in the FA Cup. It's like they ain't even trying no more.
Bluffball: It's downright shabby, innit? Harleston Town leading at halftime, then just letting Biggleswade equalize. Pathetic.
You: The whole thing's gone pete-tong when lower leagues can't close out a game.
Bluffball: That's true.
You: Mind how you go.