You: Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Bluffball: Yer referring to that utter smashing Gosport Borough pegged on Andover New Street in the FA Cup?
You: Blimey, yeah! They could've at least put up some resistance in the second half, ay?
Bluffball: Nah mate, they couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag! Four goals down by half-time, the match was already over, wasn't it?
You: You've got that right, mate. Even my Nan's bingo team could've put up a better defence than Andover.
Bluffball: That's true.
You: Mind how you go.